JJ is having a legitimately good day
Find shelter.
Hell is freezing over and the end of the world is coming.
Find shelter.
Hell is freezing over and the end of the world is coming.
Do you ever like just
Have a really awesome song you haven’t listened to in forever
And then when you do you remember how awesome it is?
Don’t you just love moments like that when it just hits you like a freaking sledgehammer yet it feels so amazing at the same time?
Yeah. That’s me.
That moment when you learn you have an early release school day.
Why did you have to go and make so many good Zelda games?
I love you man but
I just
THERE’S SO MANY GOOD ONES AND NOT ENOUGH TIME TO PLAY THEM.
GACK.
Um, yeah. This is happening. This is actually happening.
BUT WAIT! There’s even more!
boy, viz is gonna have a field day with THIS
It’s really bad that all I can think about is how much I want to poke Skyla’s belly.
yeah the current artist on pokespe really likes his curvy gals
“You know, for kids!”
So guess what I played?
So after several hours of work, I somehow managed to beat the original The Legend of Zelda. It was hard as nails for me because I’m just a really bad gamer in general.
But it felt so damn good.
Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
Playing the original The Legend of Zelda on my 3DS reminds me of how much I suck as a gamer. OTL
Wait THERE’S A NINTENDO DIRECT TODAY AND NO ONE TOLD ME UNTIL JUST NOW?
ARE YOU SERIOUS NINTENDO I’M STILL RECOVERING FROM THE LAST ONE.
AAAAAAAAAA
>Plays vocal version of Pollyanna whenever I walk to school.
>Sun always starts shining out of clouds whenever I do so.
Never fails me.
this gif of the xy pokemon is the funniest thing in the world i mean
look at this guys face just
“damn lolitas”
lil’ 8-year-old chrom in royal poofy shorts is the best thing to ever happen
(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
I call for a show of hands.
Reblog if you’ve ever gotten emotional support from a fictional character.
Cause I know I have.
AWWWW SHIT.
Okay you know how Pokémon is really awesome? I mean, come on, it’s motherfucking Pokémon. Well, it just got even more awesome. How, you may ask?

We now have solar-powered lizards. Okay, Snivy kinda counts, except this badass can produce electricity with the power of the fucking sun.
Guys, just try to wrap your head around that.
SOLAR-FUCKING-POWERED LIZARDS.
I mean he looks kinda silly and derpy but he’s gotta evolve into something awesome.
And even if he doesn’t I will still use him. In fact, look at his eyes. He’s kinda going wall-eyed there if you look at it right. Now I have to name it Derpy. And draw it incredibly wall-eyed.
And he even has a move called Parabola Charge. Now I can finally talk about Pokémon in Pre-Calculus and it will be relevant.
And then there’s this guy.

Okay, so it’s the usual Normal/Flying-type of the generation. Except this guy can learn Flame Charge and can fucking set itself on fire on its own free will. Yeah, there’s Blitzle and Zebstrika, but that at least makes some sense because they’re Electric-types and sparks can cause fire. Yayakoma is a regular ass bird that can burst into flames. That is badass.

Also, we can ride on goats now. Awesome. Fuck bicycles.

We also have pandas now. Cool I guess? Except now I’m gonna be tempted to catch one and name it Xiao-Mei.
And now, some character customization has been introduced (which actually really shocked me, I didn’t think they would do it, so I guess the fanbase was surprisingly correct). The new region is the Karos Region (based on France), and I’m still crossing my fingers on the whole Norse Mythology basis thing.
Another little cool thing; apparently now when you’re challenged by trainers, we will be seeing drawn portraits of them:

So. Fucking. Awesome.
October is going to be pretty freaking legit. If it would just get here already. D8<